Reminds me of a story from a friend. He worked in ikea and there was this woman who wanted to buy a ahelf. It was pretty big and she wanted to know from him if it fits in her car. And he just said. "It depends." and she "It depends on what." and he "It depends on what car you have." she "Does it fit?" and then he was like "If you have a blue car it will fit properly." but then she was all happy "Yes yes. I have a blue car." Her husband was so shamed of her.